Monday, October 22, 2007

Caleb is gonna be rich!!! Buy himself a grill!!!

Rich and Ughly or Beautiful and Poooor

Given the chance to rub a magic lamp and choose between rich and ugly or beautiful and poor I would probably tell the genie to retract into his solitarily confined living space of a lamp while choosing neither of his retarded so-called “wish” options. No wonder why genies no longer exist. As if their granting ability of a wish had to entail a positive along side a negative? I’d venture to say that such idiosyncrasies (ultimate retardadonesses) is why all the lamps of all the genies that have ever existed have been gathered together, pushed into the most explosive cannon, and shot into outer darkness as space debris that will one day be sucked into the nothingness expanse of a black hole or be incinerated by a star. The star probably wouldn’t even be a sizable star. It would probably be a no name loser of a star that shines on nothing because it’s illegitimate in the realm of anythings. That is the kind of star all the lamps of all the genies deserve to be exterminated by. Anyway back to rich and ugly or beautiful and poor. I’d go with rich and uglee. Just makes more sense.

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