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Showing posts with label Caleb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Caleb. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
10 Rules to Live Your Life By
1. Being blunt up front is sometimes being nicer in the long run: Call it like you see it.
2. Sometimes you have to agree with someone and let it go because it’s just not worth it to be right.
3. Money can make you happy-er.
4. The one good reason why snow falls is so that it can be skied on.
5. “I attract to me that which occurs.” No exceptions
6. Don’t date girls under 5’6, it would dilute the gene pool.
7. Happy wife=happy life
8. The 5 P’s: Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
9. Rule for skiing: You can’t get hurt while in the air.
10. In the end most things never really mattered.
Caleb
2. Sometimes you have to agree with someone and let it go because it’s just not worth it to be right.
3. Money can make you happy-er.
4. The one good reason why snow falls is so that it can be skied on.
5. “I attract to me that which occurs.” No exceptions
6. Don’t date girls under 5’6, it would dilute the gene pool.
7. Happy wife=happy life
8. The 5 P’s: Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
9. Rule for skiing: You can’t get hurt while in the air.
10. In the end most things never really mattered.
Caleb
Monday, October 22, 2007
Caleb is gonna be rich!!! Buy himself a grill!!!
Rich and Ughly or Beautiful and Poooor
Given the chance to rub a magic lamp and choose between rich and ugly or beautiful and poor I would probably tell the genie to retract into his solitarily confined living space of a lamp while choosing neither of his retarded so-called “wish” options. No wonder why genies no longer exist. As if their granting ability of a wish had to entail a positive along side a negative? I’d venture to say that such idiosyncrasies (ultimate retardadonesses) is why all the lamps of all the genies that have ever existed have been gathered together, pushed into the most explosive cannon, and shot into outer darkness as space debris that will one day be sucked into the nothingness expanse of a black hole or be incinerated by a star. The star probably wouldn’t even be a sizable star. It would probably be a no name loser of a star that shines on nothing because it’s illegitimate in the realm of anythings. That is the kind of star all the lamps of all the genies deserve to be exterminated by. Anyway back to rich and ugly or beautiful and poor. I’d go with rich and uglee. Just makes more sense.
Given the chance to rub a magic lamp and choose between rich and ugly or beautiful and poor I would probably tell the genie to retract into his solitarily confined living space of a lamp while choosing neither of his retarded so-called “wish” options. No wonder why genies no longer exist. As if their granting ability of a wish had to entail a positive along side a negative? I’d venture to say that such idiosyncrasies (ultimate retardadonesses) is why all the lamps of all the genies that have ever existed have been gathered together, pushed into the most explosive cannon, and shot into outer darkness as space debris that will one day be sucked into the nothingness expanse of a black hole or be incinerated by a star. The star probably wouldn’t even be a sizable star. It would probably be a no name loser of a star that shines on nothing because it’s illegitimate in the realm of anythings. That is the kind of star all the lamps of all the genies deserve to be exterminated by. Anyway back to rich and ugly or beautiful and poor. I’d go with rich and uglee. Just makes more sense.
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